MEWING

Tongue up. Teeth together. Lips sealed.

THE JAW

Every chart is a jawline. Most of them are recessed.

THE BROW

Bone that grew because it was told to hold the line.

LIPS SEALED

Nose breathing. Nothing escapes, nothing gets in.

HOW TO MEW

Four steps. Hold them until they stop being steps.

  1. 1

    01 Close your mouth

    Lips together, teeth lightly touching. No clenching — nothing here should hurt.

  2. 2

    02 Tongue to the roof

    The whole tongue, not just the tip. Back third included. That is the part everyone misses.

  3. 3

    03 Breathe through your nose

    If you cannot hold it for a minute, that is the drill. Build up from there.

  4. 4

    04 Keep it there

    Resting posture, not an exercise. It counts when you stop thinking about it.

THE STARE

Hold the position. Do not open your jaw.

THE ANATOMY

Four parts doing the work. None of them move on their own.

  1. The palate

    The palate Maxilla

    The roof of the mouth is the floor of the upper jaw. Every hour the tongue spends flat is an hour it spends not pressing here.

  2. The back third

    The back third Posterior tongue

    The tip is the easy part and the part everyone gets. The back third is what actually holds, and what nobody feels until they look for it.

  3. The lower jaw

    The lower jaw Mandible

    Teeth lightly together keeps it forward. Left hanging it drifts back, and the line under the chin goes with it.

  4. The anchor

    The anchor Hyoid

    The only bone in the body that touches no other. The tongue hangs off it, and where it sits is where the airway sits.

THE VAULT

He mews everywhere. That is the whole personality.

  • Leaning from a yellow taxi with a pistol
  • Lifting a barbell in a basement gym
  • Snowboarding down a mountain
  • Drinking from a bottle while walking down a street
  • Pushing a yellow car while riding a skateboard
  • Firing a pistol in a kitchen
  • Standing behind a pizza meal in a restaurant kitchen
  • Taking a mirror photo in a tiled bathroom
  • Pushing a trolley full of snacks through a shop
  • Mixing a protein shake in a kitchen
  • Holding both hands on his head indoors
  • Aiming a slingshot outside a brick warehouse
  • Holding up a traffic light beneath storm clouds
  • Riding a motorbike on one wheel through the city
  • Skydiving over a desert beneath a small plane